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The Goldfinger Discount
EASTON, Pa. - Let's see if this adds up: You're heir to a Texas real-estate
fortune. You're a fugitive suspect in the beheading of a 71-year-old man.
You're also wanted for questioning in your first wife's disappearance
19 years ago. So, of course, you're going to steal a bandage, a chicken-salad
sub sandwich and a newspaper at a busy supermarket with security cameras
everywhere. Why not? Who'd notice? Only a sharp-eyed supermarket clerk, who last Friday saw Robert Durst
snatch a Band-Aid, then lift the sandwich ($5.99 for a chicken-salad sub
with roasted peppers). But you can't say two months on the run befuddled
his strategic thinking: The Band-Aid was for a cut on his nose, the sandwich
was his lunch, and the paper will give him plenty to read in the slammer.
- DailyDarwin.com Staff
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