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Severe Withdrawal Penalties Enforced

Remember when your parents told you to be careful not to blow your money? 24-year-old Miguel Angel Marin Acosta of Venezuela cashed in on Monday during an attempted robbery at the Banco Provincial on Main street in Nueva Esparta.

His plan looked good on paper, but the bomb he made was more powerful than he imagined. His attempt to blow apart the bank's ATM was successful. Unfortunately, he failed to remove himself from harm's way.

Acosta died from injuries sustained from flying ATM debris.

- DailyDarwin.com Staff

 




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