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Name That Tune or Die!

Ramon Cabrera does not tolerate musical ignorance, even from close friends. Cabrera, 48, of Corpus Christi, Texas, was hanging out one day with his pal, David Saenz, 57, a local character who often sang for his neighbors, accompanying himself on his guitar or accordion. Cabrera requested what was apparently a special song, "El Guajolote" ("The Turkey"). Saenz said he didn't know the tune, but Cabrera was insistent. And he wasn't even drunk, he told police later.

Whether Saenz really didn't know "The Turkey" or just wanted to stick with standards like "Lady of Spain," we'll never know. Cabrera went back to his home and returned with a .38-caliber pistol. "He told people to move out of the way, then drilled him with the .38 right in the forehead," Nueces County Assistant DA Mark Skurka said. Despite the accuracy of his shot, Cabrera later said he didn't remember shooting his friend. A jury sentenced him to 99 years in prison. However, he'll be back in the gene pool in 30 years if he wins parole. Unless he criticizes the wrong musician again.

- DailyDarwin.com Staff




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